Stay Away From Yogi

 

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To start, it’s important to understand that all bears are really smart. They can solve complex problems and have great memories. That means they’ll learn how to interact with humans if given the chance. They’ll use these experiences to decide whether or not you’re a threat or if you are potential food.

Secondly, it’s important to note that just like there are good people and the occasional grouchy psychopath, bears are individuals too. Most bears are totally ok with humans in their environment and don’t try to get mixed up in human affairs. But occasionally a random bear ends up eating someone.

Go here to read the rest.  In my 64 years on this planet I have done my best to avoid being killed by a bear, and thus far my effort in this area has been a raging success.  Unless I encounter one in court, one never really knows what one will encounter in court, I think I will continue my winning streak.

 

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T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 5:34am

More bears! America needs to solve its liberal crisis.

Cathy
Cathy
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 5:47am

What most people don’t realize is how fast bears can move. Especially moving uphill. And the stereotype about the ferocious Mama Bear protecting her cubs is no lie.

Nate Winchester
Nate Winchester
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 6:28am

I feel like Don is not telling us the full truth. Get the full facts at:
https://www.bearswanttokillyou.com/

(By one of the Babylon bee authors so you know it’s highly accurate.)

DJH
DJH
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 8:34am

There is a bear up north that fits the description of the mean, grouchy ol’ bear who is threat to everyone and all the other critters out there. One 78 year old hunter I know pulled bear permits this year to try and deal with the issue.

CAM
CAM
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 9:59am

Years ago my cousins in MN had summer jobs in the big parks. One or two of their pals from the same town were killed by grizzleys. On the east coast swimming pools are an attractant for black bears and their cubs. I’ve been told they leave behing their DNA..

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 10:13am

The Bear facts.
We have to keep our good bird feeders inside until June. We make homemade feeders out of plastic bottles for our feathered friends.
April and May we have bears visiting our feeders. They bend our shepard’s hook over as if it was made with aluminum instead of steel. They are beautiful black bears with a distinguished white patch on the high torso area. Exciting at times when mom has the Cubs in tow, but by then they are not into bird feed.

We get the hungry bears after their hibernation.

I lived on Kodiak island for a brief time. I have witnessed the enormity of the Big Browns in person.
WOW!
The stuffed Brown bear on display in the terminal of Kodiak’s airport is a reminder to visitors that they, the bears, are not to be toyed with.

Here’s another reminder;

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/10-seconds-terror-alaska-man-survives-brown-bear-77795849?cid=referral_taboola_feed

Don L
Don L
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 10:43am

Think how many people were saved from being eaten by bears due to the lockdowns. Now think of how many poor bears were deprived of a fully balanced diet, devoid of nutritious human flesh, due to that same lockdown.
My conclusion; Fauci hates bears, because they won’t wear masks outside.

Robert "Tito" Edwards
Admin
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 11:00am

Dandified Vulture!

Art Deco
Art Deco
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 12:07pm

Did you have this gentleman in mind?

https://www.bizarrepedia.com/timothy-treadwell/

Quotermeister
Quotermeister
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 1:16pm

“When asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I replied: ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.’
– Yogi Berra – “The Yogi Book”

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 3:25pm

A local nature writer, when asked to distinguish the behaviors of the grizzly bear and black bear, said: “Grizzlies have no reverse.”

Stephen E Dalton
Stephen E Dalton
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 4:10pm

Treadwell attended Bradley University in Peoria, Il. for a while. It’s a pity he dropped out before he could learn anything about bears.

Bob Kurland
Admin
Friday, May 21, AD 2021 4:25pm

There’s a great sf story, “The Bears Discover Fire,” by Terry Bisson, about the nobility of bears and the lack therof of man. See here:
http://www.nicholaswhyte.info/sf/bdf.htm

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Saturday, May 22, AD 2021 4:05am

Whatever happened to St. Corbinian’s Bear?

https://stcorbiniansbear.blogspot.com/?m=1

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