News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
ST. PAUL, MN — In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota’s Somali community, Governor Tim Walz announced he had awarded an $8 billion grant to a Somali company to find the perpetrators.
“I’m sparing no expense to find those responsible,” Governor Walz announced. “That’s why I’m consulting with a Somali private detective agency. They know when to run a mean pick-six.”
“They also run a nifty daycare center,” he added.
To date, approximately $18 billion has been lost to fraud in Minnesota through fake social service programs run by Somalis, some of whom may be in the country illegally. Walz hopes to get to the bottom of the scandal with a lucrative grant to the newly formed Osman Farah Private Eye Detective Agency for Finding Welfare Fraud
“Look at me. Look at me. I am the detective now,” said Detective Osman Farah.
Democrats praised Walz for rising above politics to get to the bottom of the fraud case. “Well, I’m convinced,” said Minnesota Congressional Representative Ilhan Omar. “Nothing to see here. As usual, America is the real villain.”
Previously, Republicans questioned Walz’s leadership throughout the Somali daycare fraud scandal, even going so far as to suggest he’s involved. Now, however, they’re certain he’s just mentally handicapped and unable to run an elaborate money laundering scheme himself.
“We should probably have him arrested, but honestly, this is all so entertaining,” House Speaker Mike Johnson said as he ate a bag of popcorn while watching the news. “Ha, they just found another billion. Hilarious.”
Go here to read the rest. Rest assured that the Democrat party in Minnesota got their share of the fraud money.
“Feeding” the caliphate is more like it.
Mosques throughout Minnesota brought to you by you. The American taxpayer. Crank up that morning prayer, it’s 5:30 am and too quiet in the neighborhood.
Sure, I’m exaggerating a bunch, but Dearborn is fueling my imagination.
I’m can’t help but keeping in mind that he was selected for veep.
That in itself speaks volumes of the Democrat party.
A Party without a soul.
Read the story here
It wouldn’t be a shock to find out that a pay off was in play. Thanks CAG. One commenter made a blanket statement that the undoing of America can be linked to the modern Liberal White woman. Her observation might be spot on. Some animals eat their young. Some wear black robes…the ones with two legs and fresh manicures.
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Little noticed except by a few of us veterans was the fact that Walz was selected to be Command Sergeant-Major of the Minnesota Army National Guard but failed to complete the academic part of the training program for the position. Seems he had other priorities. .
An Omaha lawyer named David Begley I sometimes cross paths with attended a Democratic Party event last year as an observer. By his estimate, about 50% of those in attendance were members of the teachers’ unions. Both Walz and his wife were public schoolteachers. Walz has extensive post-secondary schooling, all of it in teachers’ colleges. Exemplifying one of the pathologies of primary and secondary schooling in this country, he was employed for about 15 years as an academic high school teacher and he has no academic degree in any subject, much less the one he was teaching. Walz exemplifies the Democratic Party even more than do Kamala Harris, Joementia, and Hellary.
***Walz exemplifies the Democratic Party even more than do Kamala Harris, Joementia, and Hellary.***
The “best” of the best sir.
Pathetic.
I’ve long said that Minnesota has always been run by gangs, its just that the gangs change over the year.
But even I’ve been caught off guard by how much of the government is in on this.