Well actually some Turkeys can. Wild Turkeys can fly, albeit clumsily and not more than about 100 yards at a time. Domestic Turkeys, bred for the table, cannot fly, largely due to their overdeveloped chests, home to all that prized white breast meat. I don’t know if the publicity stunt would have fared much better with terrified flying wild Turkeys landing near onlookers. Some things man simply was not meant to meddle with, and that includes dropping Turkeys from great heights.
Cincinnati, Where the Turkeys Fell
“Dropping turkeys from great heights”.
Some of Biden’s cabinet nominees?
I bet that clown voted for Biden – 16 times.
My son keeps a few turkeys and chickens. I have fun gobbling at the toms and they fan out the feathers and gobble back. I’m not sure who is more intelligent me or . . .
Biden is lucky if he isn’t the one shoved out of the chopper. Take a wager on the length of his tenure in office? I wouldn’t take a bet on the length of his remaining tenure in this life.
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I wouldn’t take a bet on the length of his remaining tenure in this life.
If he’s suffering a vascular dementia, his life expectancy is about two years depending on what other problems he has. If it’s an Alzheimer’s type dementia, 8-9 years. Not sure what it is if he has Lewy bodies.
There are early, middle, and late stages to Alzheimer’s. One special problem with Alzheimer’s is that those suffering are commonly unaware they are impaired. We have a relation diagnosed with ‘moderate cognitive impairment’ in 2018. About 3-4 years earlier, out-of-town relatives had begun to notice he was having glaring memory lapses. His wife said nothing to her family and his office employees (one exceptionally loyal) had said nothing to her until about one year previous. His trade required an occupational license and he was finally buffalo’d into having a neuropsychiatric evaluation when the state licensing board conducted an investigation of his business and revoked his license. (There’d been a formal complaint from a one-time employee). There’s reason to believe his clients noticed problems with his day-to-day behavior a half-dozen years before his out-of-town relatives did. Recently, a bloc of out-of-town relatives (of his wife’s) appeared in town for a family event. One he’d never met and one was the child of one of the others he’d met a couple of times previously. The other three he’d known for > 30 years; they’d been in his house umpteen times. He didn’t recognize two of them. His wife’s family would like him to stop driving as he recently got hopelessly lost making a trip home that he’d made about 4x a week over a period of 20 years. I give it about six years at the outside before Biden is in this condition.
The 25th Amendment solution is going to require someone forcibly hustle Jill out the door as well as the crew playing Melakon to Biden’s John Gill. A “Biden” Administration’s gonna be lit.
His life span could be a whole lot less if someone takes the pillow-tiberius path. Don’t bet against anything in 2020.
His life span could be a whole lot less if someone takes the pillow-tiberius path. Don’t bet against anything in 2020.
All those failing security cameras and sleepy attendants at the Manhattan Correctional Center. (Mr. Barr’s response does not impress). The last couple of years have given one the idea that maybe some of the kooks have been right.
Just finished watching this episod on MeTV (NE PA)…still as funny as ever.
I enjoyed the show when it was first run in the seventies. Stood head and shoulders above most of the comedies of the day.