News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to first responders, a member of the undead community has starved to death after lumbering around Capitol Hill in search of brains for several weeks and finding none.
“BRAAAAAAIINS!” said a reanimated corpse as he walked by Chuck Schumer, Lauren Boebert, AOC, and Ilhan Omar with disinterest. “NEEEED BRAAAAAAAAINS!”
Sources say that the reanimated corpse then shuffled to a stop and collapsed on the sidewalk of the National Mall in exhaustion. D.C.’s coroner later confirmed the undead creature died again of malnutrition, as there wasn’t a single human skull containing a brain for miles around.
“We never paid much attention to him and he never bothered us for some reason,” said Cori Bush while scratching her head, which made a slight echoing noise. “We just assumed he was a homeless guy or a staffer. Too bad.”
Go here to read the rest. Bob Hope called it, long ago:
This is very funny.
We used to put our hand on another person’s head and say “This is a brain eater starving to death”
Ha!
It’s been A Hard Day’s Night of the Living Dead