Soused Veep

 

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

DETROIT, MI — Famed talk show host and meme subject Oprah Winfrey was showered with accolades today after last night’s release of a moving 1-hour special on the dangers of alcohol abuse.

According to viewers, Winfrey sat down with one of America’s most well-known drunkards for an interview, presumably in a thinly veiled attempt to warn Americans just what might happen if they also succumb to the siren call of the bottle.

“It was a really powerful show,” recalled Oprah fan Jack Morley. “I watched it as Oprah went through and hammed it up with whoever that other completely sozzled lady was on the show. It was a stark illustration of what can happen to a person when they fall into the abyss of alcoholism. I didn’t know a human could drink that much and stay conscious.”

While producers of Oprah’s show said that it wasn’t actually intended to be about alcohol abuse, Winfrey herself confirmed that she had hoped her message would hit home in the hearts of intemperate lushes across America.

“It’s always, ‘You get a beer, and you get a beer, and you get a beer!'” Winfrey complained. “I think we need to get our people back on the temperance train again. The clear message of this show is don’t drink, or you could end up like this poor soul!”

Go here to read the rest.  Drunk or an utter idiot.  Of course we might wish to embrace the power of “both”.  Perhaps Oprah is going back to giving audience members cars, and this is her way of pointing out first the dangers of driving drunk.

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 5:01am

3 1/2 years of a senile President.
Possibly 4 years of an alcoholic President.

yup… Chastisement is afoot.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 5:46am

What is the *cost* of millions of innocent children and their precious blood?

Your looking at it.

Buckle up.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 5:49am

For the popular morning shows on MSM.
I suggest they put the wine away and start drinking Vodka. They will need to numb for whats coming.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 6:18am

😂 “Freedom to just…be…” Be gone.
And Julia Robert should pipe down – not the brightest spark.

Honestly you couldn’t put a bow big enough around this whole charade – she is a farce. I bet they are wishing they could bring back the dementia patient.

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 7:02am

You forget. Half the American population believes in her. 😞

Elaine Krewer
Admin
Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 7:36am

“What is the *cost* of millions of innocent children and their precious blood?
Your looking at it.
Buckle up.”

If you’re referring to a Kamala presidency as a divine punishment for abortion, then that “cost” will be mostly or entirely paid by people like us who tried to stop the slaughter while those actually responsible for it get off scot free.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 7:37am

They, 1/2 the American population, believe her lies, want to take part in a historic moment of first woman POTUS, and cringe at the thought of Trump. When we are over run by our enemies, starving for freedoms that have had taken away and being told by Harris what happiness is, then the suckers who put her in will have great remorse as they scratch their heads and wonder how it could of happened in this great nation of ours.

Innocent blood cries to heaven…
and vengence is the Lords.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 8:10am

Matthew 5:45
Douay-Rheims Bible
“That you may be the children of your Father who is in heaven, who maketh his sun to rise upon the good, and bad, and raineth upon the just and the unjust.”

They will not go scot free.

We too will be suffering, however the length of time may vary between the two camps.
Some suffering will be never ending.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 12:04pm

Elaine Krewer.

You’re probably right about the cost in the near future. We are a hugh stumbling block to them.
When they enact a “law,” censorship, via hate speech, which will do its best to shut us up, we can be certain that our own Kristallnacht is soon to follow, but not until they try to seize our firearms. (👀what run-on sentence?)

The cancel culture of those days will be devastating.

George Orwell has unintendly laid out their blueprint to “liberate” those who are threatened by conservative thought.

The persecution of the Christians will be viewed as a monumental victory in the push to MOVE FORWARD.

Pre-trib wonderings? Yes. (I had too much pizza last night. Sorry.)

John Flaherty
John Flaherty
Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 2:23pm

Sad that the TV host agrees with background checks and assault weapons bans. If one considers what these actually DO, …we discover they have little use.
Maybe demonizing responsible gun ownership.
People too often forget how the Second Amendment crucially backs the First.

Elaine Krewer
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Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 3:29pm

Philip Nachazel

 Saturday, September 21, AD 2024 12:04pm
Elaine Krewer.
You’re probably right about the cost in the near future. We are a hugh stumbling block to them.
When they enact a “law,” censorship, via hate speech, which will do its best to shut us up, we can be certain that our own Kristallnacht is soon to follow, but not until they try to seize our firearms. (https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/svg/1f440.svgwhat run-on sentence?)
The cancel culture of those days will be devastating.
George Orwell has unintendly laid out their blueprint to “liberate” those who are threatened by conservative thought.
The persecution of the Christians will be viewed as a monumental victory in the push to MOVE FORWARD.

Well, I guess the only way to put it is like St. Teresa of Avila reportedly did: “Lord, if this is the way you treat your friends, no wonder you have so few!”

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