More Congress Critters Need Pagers

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Capitol Police responded to an urgent call amid reports of a loud disturbance in the congressional offices today. Michigan Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib was later reportedly uninjured after her pager mysteriously exploded.

The incident occurred earlier Tuesday in Tlaib’s Capitol Hill office, where her pager had been sitting on a desk before spontaneously detonating, causing a significant scare but leaving no reported injuries.

“It just blew up right out of nowhere!” one of Tlaib’s staffers said following the explosion. “We were just going about our business, checking over the congresswoman’s itinerary of Death-To-Israel protests, when there was a huge blast in the next room. We went in there, papers were flying everywhere, and there was smoke… thank goodness she had put the pager on the desk. Such a crazy, unexplained incident, right?”

Tlaib’s staff was questioned on the origin of the pager but provided little clarification. “She said it was a gift from some dear friends,” one staffer explained. “Honestly, we thought it was a little weird for a U.S. congresswoman to be carrying a pager in 2024, but didn’t really think too much of it. Now it blew up in our office. I guess we’re seeing why people stopped carrying pagers now, right? I mean, those things are obviously dangerous!”

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Phillip
Phillip
Wednesday, September 18, AD 2024 5:31am

I thought we should send toy pagers to Congress. But then I thought not as they would call it an Insurrection and throw us all in jail for 20 years.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Wednesday, September 18, AD 2024 5:43am

In all seriousness, I wouldn’t of been surprised if she had lost her arm when the “message” of (piece) be with you, was sent. Bee is on it.

The Bruised Optimist
The Bruised Optimist
Wednesday, September 18, AD 2024 10:21am

I’m going to guess that the Mossad carefully left out any number of pagers that would make Israel’s allies look bad. Not saying that’s the case with Tlaib, but I’m thinking there had to be pagers in the US on the unedited list.

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Wednesday, September 18, AD 2024 5:03pm

Digital supply chain risk management is something that many commercial vendors and suppliers ignore to everyone’s peril:

https://csrc.nist.gov/Projects/cyber-supply-chain-risk-management/publications

This is a very serious issue, especially in safety-related industries using digital instrumentation and controls (operational technology) equipment. What Mossad did to Hezbollah can be done to any embedded digital I&C, whether in aircraft, petrochemical facilities, nuclear power plants, etc. That’s why NIST (National Institute of Standards and Technology) came out with the documents that are accessible at the web page linked above.

BTW, most everything have embedded programmable chips – FPGAs, EEPROMS, etc – nowadays, from the HVAC in your home and the controls in your car to the programmable logic controllers at your local sewage treatment facility. Unless NIST supply chain controls are enforced, everything is vulnerable. Think about that.

CAG
CAG
Wednesday, September 18, AD 2024 6:05pm

Maybe we should take the people seriously who say it’s dangerous to let the Chinese build our communication infrastructure?

The Bruised Optimist
The Bruised Optimist
Wednesday, September 18, AD 2024 6:24pm

CAG & LQC are smarter than the average bear.

Wish our leaders who sniggle up to the CCP were!!

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Wednesday, September 18, AD 2024 9:46pm

Gee, what would someone say to the boss if this happened?

  1. Sorry, boss I’ve got a splitting headache
  2. I got this sudden burning pain. I guess I caught something overseas
  3. I’m having a really bad hair day.
  4. Can’t make it, boss, my mind is just all over the place today.
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