Probably Would Have Elicited a Grin From Saint Augustine
- Donald R. McClarey
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three, one in Heaven, and happily married for 43 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.
Fact Check: Augustine did not hold a medical license from licensing body. Hippos are not native to the north of Africa and are not domesticated as mounts. Augustine is not wearing the mask in a manner approved by the CDC.
Hope this was as helpful as most fact checks 😏
“Super Hawg”
Jane Hathaway: [reading the sign painted on the hippo] Save your pennies in a pig or save them in a cup, but bring them to the Commerce Bank or I will eat you up!
Milburn Drysdale: Kids love rhymes.
Elly May Clampett: Granny, I think this critter come from Africa.
Daisy Moses: That must be some place in Virginia.
Elly May Clampett: Well I still say this ain’t no big hawg.
Daisy Moses: What are you talkin’ about, child? Why that rascal is good for 300 yards of chitlins alone.
Jed Clampett: And would ya look at them jowls
Daisy Moses: Take a tub of turnip greens just to season ’em.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mSjJ0rMUp2w
St. Augustine of Hippo and the Hippo of St. Augustine