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News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S. — A new wave of controversy erupted as 12 women came forward alleging they had been sexually assaulted by whoever Trump’s vice presidential pick would end up being.

The damning allegations began to come in despite the fact that Trump has yet to officially name a running mate or even disclose whether the pick is a man or a woman. Sources confirmed at least a dozen highly credible accusers emerged to demand justice against whoever the VP candidate might be.

“Whoever the VP pick is, I am here to tell my story of how I was inappropriately touched by them,” claimed one accuser. “As soon as Trump sees fit to announce who his running mate is, I’m going to positively identify him… or her. Whatever. No matter who he picks, they aren’t going to get away with what they did. They must be held accountable!”

Other women quickly joined the ranks of accusers, suggesting Trump’s eventual VP selection — no matter who it may end up being — has a long history of serious misconduct. “The person Trump picks as his running mate will not get away with the things we all know they did. Once he announces who it is, we’ll know who to blame for what happened to all of us.”

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Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Tuesday, July 16, AD 2024 1:31am

The top row look like products of AI – except for the lady on the right.

The inclusion of a man in the bottom row is hilarious.

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Tuesday, July 16, AD 2024 6:55am

As a former whore-mongering submarine sailor with wide and varied tastes in women, I wouldn’t have touched any of those creatures in the photo above even with a ten foot long pole. I am sure former US Marine JD Vance would feel the same way.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Tuesday, July 16, AD 2024 7:50am

Don, he was the closest I ever came to sleeping with a woman! Bless 😂…

Adam Kinzinger will be needing therapy after this week. Oh how quickly the wind can change in politics.

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