News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
U.S. — Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination attempt that nearly killed him.
“Trump is clearly at fault for someone attempting to murder him with a rifle,” said Judge Paul Stephenson. “He brought this on himself, and we will ensure justice is done.”
According to sources, the motion to indict Trump was filed roughly thirty seconds after the failed assassination attempt. “It was obvious by that point that Trump had caused a man to fire several bullets at him,” said District Attorney Jan Marsh. “If Trump were not literally Hitler, no one would have tried to kill him in the first place. It’s time we in the legal system go after Hitler and not the people trying to murder Hitler.”
Go here to read the rest.
https://x.com/PlanetOfMemes/status/1812287388703658207
Our media is already 1.accusing the former president of inciting this attempt on his life. The shooter per reports was a 2.registered republican, 3.white and 4.used an AR.
Already bored with the banality of the leftist “news” media narrative that is about to take place.
Well done Phillip!
Stalin once had a man arrested for murdering himself, so the Bee story isn’t too far removed from reality.