PopeWatch: Nancy Boys

 

News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

VATICAN CITY — Following the uproar regarding terminology he allegedly used in reference to homosexuals becoming Catholic priests, Pope Francis issued an official statement of apology to all the flaming homos who were offended.

“I apologize for using an offensive slur to refer to little homo nancyboys,” Pope Francis said to open his statement. “I feel awful about the pain and mental stress I unintentionally inflicted upon all the fruitcakes out there by using the wrong terminology. So, to be clear, I want to issue my sincerest apology to every limp-wristed flamer. To all the men who are light in their loafers: I am very sorry.”

Members of the LGBTQ+ community were outraged when news broke that Pope Francis had used an Italian term that was widely held to be a homosexual slur. A Vatican spokesman reiterated the pontiff’s regret for using the word. “His Holiness expresses his sincerest regrets to all the fairy boys around the world,” the spokesman said. “Pope Francis vows to speak with more awareness in the future when addressing a bunch of poofs.”

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David WS
David WS
Saturday, June 1, AD 2024 7:16am

Lol. That will make this “month” easier to bear.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, June 1, AD 2024 9:24am

Did you hear about the transgender female who thought she was a male until her surgery and then decided that she wasn’t a male but a female trapped inside a male that was actually a female but couldn’t decide who she was and decided to have reverse surgery but upon that surgery’s completion wished that she just remained what she was .. however, by that time she forgot what she was so she became a public high school counselor. Now she helps children define who they are.

They. Them. It.

The JOY of liberalism.

The Bruised Optimist
The Bruised Optimist
Saturday, June 1, AD 2024 11:55am

To be fair, it is hard to keep up with the lingo.

All of the most “oppressed” groups have changed their terminology several times during my lifetime.

Change is the god of the left. That way, whatever they demand you say (and only what they demand you say) is correct.

Very evident in stupidity like the living document if the Constitution or the evolving dogma of the Church.

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