News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
Following the death of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi in a helicopter crash over the weekend, the deceased leader questioned the furnishings of Paradise and wondered why it was so crazy hot up there.
“I was expecting more virgins…72 of them to be exact,” Raisi commented. “And why is Jannah so hot? And who is that scary-looking man with the pointy ears and pitchfork laughing at me? This is supposed to be a garden of pleasure. Who should I talk to about all this?”
As a devout Muslim and committer of only pure and righteous deeds, a now deceased Raisi told reporters he was confused about why Paradise was on fire, something he’d never read about in the Quran.
“I never did a single thing wrong in my life! I mean, I did help orchestrate the slaughter of 1,200 Jews on October 7th but surely that would please Allah! Why is Paradise so hot and where is all the stuff I’ve been promised? At this point, I’d settle for 71 virgins…”
Go here to read the rest. Those most likely to end up in Hell are often oblivious to that fact.
I had a Muslim acquaintance who had emigrated to the US and I casually mentioned that I had known some Muslims when working overseas and that they did not seem to be very careful about following the Quran. She remarked that did happen and if there was no repentance, the punishments would follow after death. Also there is no specific command to wear a hijab, only to dress modestly. It would seem the cited missive here would disqualify this President under both the Bible and/or the Quran from paradise.
Imagining a jinn with the face and voice of Jerry Colonna:
“Ah, not what you thought, is it?”
DL – Islam is full of hypocrisy. Always has been. How long can you keep a people oppressed before they snap?
There are photos of Khomeini granddaughter circling on social media of her wearing an above the knee and sleeveless dress and heels in Canada, but wrapping her head when in Iran. The Khomeini’s spawn!
Their aristocracy violate the rights of women in Iran, where many have reportedly been arrested, vanished or killed for refusing to wrap, speaking out against the regime or just minor things such as travelling “unsupervised”.
Yet the grand kids don’t even follow the abhorrent control Islam has over Iranian citizens.
And whilst many citizens live within their own humble means, the grandkids flaunt designer handbags, luxury cars, clothes, homes and a lifestyle of lavish spending. The same spawns whose granddaddy, last century, convinced the Iranian people to get rid of the Shah for exactly the same lifestyle…How on earth did the Khomeini family become so wealthy…
It was pleasing to see that the youth in Iran are celebrating news of that presidents death. God Bless them and hope they experience democracy and freedom in their lifetime.