Monday, May 20, AD 2024 4:19am

PopeWatch: Who Does That Tent Maker Think He Is?

News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

VATICAN CITY — The Catholic Church announced this week Pope Francis has excommunicated the Apostle Paul over the latter’s outdated views on women, families, and social issues.

“We regret to announce Saint Paul is no longer a member of the Catholic Church,” a statement from The Vatican reads. “Paul’s problematic teachings on so-called traditional families and women have no place in modern Catholicism.”

The move comes after Pope Francis openly condemned Paul for his biblical statements on the importance of gender roles and traditional marriage.

We regret we placed this deeply misogynistic and homophobic man on a pedestal for 2,000 years,” said Francis to reporters. “Forbidding women from preaching, condemning homosexuality, telling women to be chaste, modest, and quiet in church? I’m literally shaking just thinking about it. Paul’s continued defiance of modern Catholic sensibilities will no longer be allowed.”

Go here to read the rest.  Bee, Bee, the Pope would never excommunicate Paul.  He simply ignores him, along with Christ.

And with that PopeWatch is on Christmas hiatus until January 2, 2024.

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The Bruised Optimist
The Bruised Optimist
Saturday, December 16, AD 2023 7:39am

Pope Watch will not publish til 2024.
You’ll keep watching him, though.

It’s like a train wreck. It’s horrible, but you can’t look away…

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, December 16, AD 2023 8:30am

Poor St. Paul.
Joining the ranks of Strickland and Burke.
Well .. He is in great company.
Shipwrecked. Beaten. Imprisoned.
yup .. Saint Paul can take this and then some.
🙂

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Saturday, December 16, AD 2023 10:00am

I wish I could add to what the Bruised Optimist and Philip Nachazel wrote.

Romans 1:18-32; 1st Corinthians 6:9-10; 1st Corinthians 14:34-35; 1st Timothy 2:9-15; Ephesians 5:21-33; Etc.

God’s Word cannot be ignored.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, December 16, AD 2023 6:19pm

off the topic a bit …

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CAG
CAG
Saturday, December 16, AD 2023 10:53pm

I hear you Philip … If it had been a statue of the Sacred Heart, it would’ve been ACLU lawyers tearing it down to the applause of liberals everywhere.

Mary De Voe
Saturday, December 16, AD 2023 11:38pm

St. Paul said: “Husbands love your wives. Wives be submissive to your husbands.”
What problem does Pope Francis have with “Husbands love your wives.”? A woman’s life is to be subjected to love.
If a husband does not love his wife, he hates himself.This is not the work of the Bridegroom.
A woman can only voice her husband’s words. So, why isn’t her husband in the pulpit? Because he hates his wife?

WK Aiken
WK Aiken
Monday, December 18, AD 2023 1:06pm

Looks like ol’ Jorge waited for you to take a powder before going full tilt heretic.

John
John
Tuesday, December 19, AD 2023 12:21am

The babylon bee is a satirical publication like the Onion, in case anyone’s unaware

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