Bin Laden Fan Club

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S. — According to sources, several sightings of an Osama Bin Laden poster in the style of the classic Obama “HOPE” poster have been reported at universities across America.

“My education has helped me learn Osama Bin Laden was simply a misunderstood activist full of wit and wisdom,” said Harvard student Cherish Burgundy while getting ready for her morning classes. “Now, I start every day with a quick avocado toast, a blunt, and a short moment of silence in front of my Osama Bin Laden ‘Hope’ poster.”

Burgundy’s morning ritual is just one example of many enlightened students across America’s universities getting to know the thoughtful prose of austere scholar Osama Bin Laden. Young college students everywhere are plastering Bin Laden posters everywhere and voicing their admiration for the kindly old sage on the social media app TikTok.

“Wow, Bin Laden hated capitalism, I hate capitalism. Bin Laden loved Muslims, I love Muslims!” said Burgundy on a recent TikTok post during a candle-lit reading of the terrorist-turned-genteel philosopher’s call for all Muslims to kill Americans — both civilian and military. “It’s like we’re on the same brainwavelength or whatever.”

Smart kids at universities represent a bastion of hope for Americans who are sick and tired of fascists forcing them to vote however they like, express their religious views, and raise families in safe neighborhoods.

Go here to read the rest.  I am beginning to think that Civil War II might be the optimistic option.

 

 

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Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Friday, November 17, AD 2023 2:23am

People have lost the plot. Officially. The spiral into insanity happened faster than anyone imagined. Bin Laden is now the new Che Guevara.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, November 17, AD 2023 3:36am

I’m positive that we could support a GoFundMe campaign to foot the airfare of any mindless dweebs who entertain thoughts like this.
The one way ticket will take them safely to Iran.
Hamas will fund their bus fare to Gaza.

That’s an educational experience that will impact their very short lives.

Here’s my $50.

Elaine Krewer
Admin
Friday, November 17, AD 2023 5:08am

Since Tik Tok is owned by the Chinese is it quite possible that the sudden rash of strange new respect for Bin Laden is a psy op? That Tik Tok is intentionally promoting and trending these videos to make this “movement” appear bigger than it really is? Or maybe some of these videos are just plain fake?

CAG
CAG
Friday, November 17, AD 2023 6:12am

I’m tired of my tax dollars going to pay for this indoctrination. Defund NPR and stop subsidizing the universities!

The Bruised Optimist
The Bruised Optimist
Friday, November 17, AD 2023 9:46am

Ok, Lib Student, let’s grant you’re right about America being the great oppressor. (I’ve read a lot of fiction , I can suspend disbelief for a moment or two.)

Now, tell me why those particular people in a NYC office building were the most responsible for the injustice you cite? Events before and since show that a real political or military target could have been hit with the same amount of planning and zeal.

You cannot accomplish a just goal by slaughtering those who are at best minimally responsible.

If you could accomplish a just goal in this way, your cancerously liberal Marxist university should razed to the ground tomorrow.

I’ll wait for your fuming, frothing tirade about how I am a racist to end, smile, and walk away.

By the way, Lib Student, I know you’re wrong about America because you and I can still despise each other’s opinions openly. Yes I know you’re working hard to end that, but I’m working hard to end your ending that.

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