The Babylon Bee helps us spot Feds:
1. Look for the telltale military cuts, FBI badges, and stains of blood from their secret Satanic child sacrifice ring: All clear signs this person may not be who they claim.
2. Says “Greetings fellow Trump supporters, would you like to insurrect something on this fine morning?”: Something feels off here.
3. Keeps calling you “Mr. Anderson” for some reason: And they keep calling you the chosen one and trying to kill you. Weird!
4. Their MAGA hat is clearly just an FBI hat with duct tape over it: FBI agents are not known for their creative disguises.
5. Look for their forked lizard tongue and reptilian eyes: They will usually flick their tongues and hiss if you show them a LEGO set of the Capitol Building.
6. Screeches in terror at the name of Donald Trump: Plus, touching the Art of the Deal will burn their hands.
Go here to read the rest. Oh, and they will usually tell you they have a cousin in Jersey who can get all the weapons and ammunition needed.
On the contrary, like most blue states, everything is illegal in New Jersey. The better to jail or fine you whenever they like.