Poor Rabbit
- Donald R. McClarey
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three, one in Heaven, and happily married for 43 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.
After looking up what type O+ blood is (universal donor), I get the point of the joke..
https://www.medicinenet.com/what_is_special_about_blood_type_o_positive/article.htm
“After looking up what type O+ blood is (universal donor), I get the point of the joke..”
Type O- is the universal donor in whole blood. It does not matter with platellets. There are two in my family. Their blood is used in infant surgery.
Okay, that took me a moment. A typo. Should have been rabbi.
Better (from Ireland):
Two men enter a train car and ask urgently: “Is there a Catholic priest in this car?”
No one answers and they leave, disappointed.
They come in again: “Is there an Anglican vicar?”
No one answers and they leave, disappointed.
They enter a third time: “Is there a rabbi in this car?”
Just then a man stand up: “I’m a Baptist minister. Can I help?”
They shake their heads: “You’re no good. We’re looking for a corkscrew.”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up at them and says: “What is this, a joke?”
What’s the difference between the Catholics and the Baptists? Catholics will say Hi to one another in the liquor store.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. Bartender asks what they want. The priest says wine, the minister says grape juice, and the bartender looks at the rabbit, who says “I don’t know. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”
So…the rabbit either gets shot by hunting or drained by donation. As you say, poor rabbit.