Teach a Man to Fish and He’ll Fish For Himself. Brainwash a Man and He’ll Fish For You For a Lifetime.

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts Kim Jong Un is now attending Columbia University, a prestigious Ivy League school, to learn new brainwashing techniques for his regime.

“I thought I knew all there was to know about communist indoctrination, but I was wrong,” said the ruthless dictator to reporters after sitting through a 2-hour lecture on why fidget spinners are a remnant of Western patriarchal oppression. “Your American college professors have this down to an art!”

 

Kim Jong Un then waddled over to the food court for all-you-can-eat frozen yogurt, whistling a merry tune as he went.

According to experts, Ivy League schools in America boast the world’s finest anti-Western propaganda and brainwashing techniques. The North Korean dictator expressed hope that his newfound knowledge would help him make his citizens more robotically obedient.

“We still have our troublemakers, but with these Ivy League techniques, I’ll have them eating out of my hand in no time!” he said.

 

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Mary De Voe
Thursday, March 16, AD 2023 2:14am

An education teaches students how to think, not what to think. Subliminal suggestion is against federal law. Keeping close to God is a good remedy for devil possession and subliminal suggestion.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Thursday, March 16, AD 2023 6:06am

This is hilarious. The universities have perfected the art of brainwashing. The schools and social media prep the youngsters so by the time they get to uni, it’s a breeze.

So there’s a condition I was recently made aware of called “Climate Change Anxiety Disorder” (don’t laugh), which “psychologists” (using the term loosely here) are “officially” diagnosing young people up to young adults with. The diagnosis of the “disorder” helped in the case of one woman who stopped peak hours traffic in Sydney by blocking traffic to protest climate change. She got off her charge because her lawyer successfully argued that her actions were a result of her “Climate Change Anxiety Disorder”. The saner psychiatric professionals have dubbed it a condition inflicting young, middle class individuals from western nations who have been brainwashed by the like of Greta and co. Go figure.

Frank
Frank
Thursday, March 16, AD 2023 7:55am

Ezabelle, that is not surprising, as the brainwashing on “climate change”, which as we all know was called “global warming” until average temps stopped warming about twenty years ago or so, is nonstop and everywhere. Facts will get you nowhere with these people, including the failure of every single prophecy of climate doom in the past sixty years, going back to Paul Ehrlich in 1968 predicting our demise via “a new Ice Age.” Real science has long since been buried by The Narrative™️.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Thursday, March 16, AD 2023 1:56pm

Facts will get you nowhere with these people, including the failure of every single prophecy of climate doom in the past sixty years

I hear you. They used to blame it on population growth. Now they have added meat-eaters, coal and people who use plastic straws into the mix. I remember learning about David Suzuki in my final year of school and writing an essay to refute the mans doomsday claims which never eventuated. Ofcourse. Suzuki has predicted doomsday on multiple occasions now (and been wrong). I found it amusing when he was was invited to a Q & A on the ABC (our national broadcaster).

“Three times in Q&A he admitted he didn’t know — he didn’t know there was a pause in warming for the last 15 years, he didn’t know how global temperatures are measured, and he didn’t know that cyclones were not increasing over the Great Barrier Reef. He wants politicians jailed for “denying the science”. “You bet!” he exclaims, but then admits he hasn’t thought that through either.”

He knows little science and doesn’t even have the courtesy to pretend. Yet he is still touted as a leading “expert” in Climate science and invited to share his “opinion”.

https://joannenova.com.au/2013/09/david-suzuki-bombs-on-qa-knows-nothing-about-the-climate/

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