Satan is Appalled

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

LOS ANGELES, CA — In a rare public statement, The Prince of Darkness has distanced himself from last night’s Grammys performance by Sam Smith, which he denounced as “cringy” and “appalling.”

“Listen, folks, I enjoy demonic sexual perversion just as much as the next guy, but this is just too much,” said the frustrated Father of Lies. “I’m the god of this world! I appear as an angel of light! It’s supposed to be sneaky and subtle! Has Hollywood lost its ability to be subtle? What on earth happened to this town?”

“And how am I supposed to corrupt the next generation when no one watches this garbage anymore?” he lamented. “At least I still have TikTok.”

Sources close to nonbinary gay performer Sam Smith revealed the singer is “extremely disappointed” by the Devil’s reaction. “We worked for weeks on this loving ode to our evil master! WEEKS! And he doesn’t even like it? What do we have to do to get our Unholy Father to notice us? WAaaaaaaa!”

Sam Smith then started dancing harder and singing louder while cutting himself with knives in hopes the Evil One would hear him.

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MarkM
MarkM
Monday, February 6, AD 2023 1:20pm

Sick and getting sicker at the bottom of the sewer.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Monday, February 6, AD 2023 4:18pm

It’s called shocking the viewer to grab attention. It’s not about being entertaining or having talent and it’s definitely not about music. Thankfully like a lot of these things, they end up washed up in the gutter when the next new shocking thing comes along. Yawn.

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Monday, February 6, AD 2023 6:02pm

Ezabelle:
Mark Twain would call it “the King’s Cameleopard”: something to get the audience’s attention when all else fails.

Mary De Voe
Monday, February 6, AD 2023 10:07pm

They make the devil sound human but the devil is evil personified. There is nothing human about the devil. Individuals who worship in the church of Satan are wasting their time on earth. The devil is a liar.

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