News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is on edge this morning after investigators revealed a fourth stash of classified documents from Biden’s tenure as Vice President was found deep in his colon.
“This morning a routine colonoscopy revealed hundreds, possibly thousands of partially chewed top-secret documents crammed in the President’s digestive tract,” said White House physician Kevin O’Connor. “It seems many of them were eaten, while hundreds of others were inserted rectally by an unknown party or Biden himself. We have handed over all partially-digested documents to the Special Counsel in charge of the investigation. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I need a shower.”
Officials are at this point unclear whether the documents were ingested on purpose or swallowed inadvertently, as sources say President Biden has always had a folksy, endearing habit of putting random things in his mouth and swallowing them.
Go here to read the rest.
[…] Caucus Wears Matching White Butcher Coats in Abortion Support (Satire) – T. A. C. Another Stash of Classified Documents Discovered During Biden’s Colonoscopy (Satire) – T. A. […]
And we know he was aware of them because he usually has his head up there.