Thursday, March 28, AD 2024 2:33pm

Hard Working Congress Critters

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WELCH, WV — Local coal miner Don Billings has expressed deep sympathy for Congressmen having to work such long hours lately.

“Wow, four days in a row of sitting there eating takeout?” said Mr. Billings, his voice filled with compassion. “Boy, am I sorry to hear that.”

News of Congress’ brutal working conditions had reached Mr. Billings during a brief respite while a mine shaft was being repaired. “They came back to work in the evening after a four-hour dinner?” asked Mr. Billings in awe. “That is some kind of commitment. I sure do hope they get a nice long weekend after all that sitting around drinking.”

Across the nation, Congress saw an outpouring of support over the remarkable hours they were putting in. “Four straight days of actually being at the place they work, sitting there. What heroes,” said local telephone lineman Michael McGee. “I even heard they had trouble getting DoorDash to deliver, so a few had to send their aides to run across the street to pick up Chipotle. I really feel for them.”

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George Haberberger
George Haberberger
Tuesday, January 10, AD 2023 8:33am

Sixteen Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford was my Dad’s favorite song. He wasn’t a coal miner; he was a farmer, almost as hard.

CAM
CAM
Tuesday, January 10, AD 2023 3:00pm

They will be in the new House. News out that Biden’s private office at UPenn contains TS and lower class documents from his VP years. VP s cannot declas documents. Supposedly their presence discovered Nov 2nd 2022 before midterms. More interference in elections by corrupted Justice Dept. Also ChiComs have donated $50 million to UPenn. Hmmmm?

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