A Dominican, a Jesuit and a Franciscan die in a three car pileup. They arrive at the Gates of Heaven:
Franciscan: How wonderful. It is as beautiful as Father Francis told us it would be.
Jesuit: This is exactly as I thought it would be.
Dominican: Wait a moment! What is the Jesuit doing here?
The Dominicans are the scholars and teachers of the Faith.
A Dominican and a Jesuit are standing in front of a church. A parishioner approaches to ask a question:
Parishioner: Fathers, how many novenas should I say in order to get a Mercedes?
Dominican: What’s a Mercedes?
Jesuit: What’s a novena?
“Seen any Albigensians lately?”
I know almost nothing of the Dominicans.
I was educated by Jesuits.
God bless the Dominicans. And God Bless Holy Benedict.
A Franciscan, a Jesuit, and a Dominican in the stables at Bethlehem, at the birth of Our Lord. The Franciscan and the Dominican are kneeling at the manger, but the Jesuit is missing… they look for him: He’s talking to the Virgin Mary: “Madam, have ye given any thought to the boy’s education?” (courtesy my Good Lady.)
A Jesuit died and went to Heaven? This joke is probably 150 years old.
The Dominican cross is really cool looking, too.
https://www.seiyaku.com/customs/crosses/dominican.html
Thanks, FOXFIER. Good link for making Chrismon ornaments, ugh for next year..