News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
ATLANTA, GA — Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams made headlines this week by saying women can offset the cost of children by aborting them. Evidently seeking to spread her message further, Abrams has been seen interrupting parents in a local Kroger’s checkout line to explain that they too could save on high grocery bills by aborting their kids.
“I see you’re buying pizza rolls for $10.88, up $3 from 2019 – did you know this financial strain could be relieved by killing your children?” shouted Abrams to a young couple after popping out from behind a magazine rack. “As Governor, I will protect your right to kill your kids so you can afford groceries! COMPASSION!”
Sources say the husband’s hand instinctively covered his wife’s pregnant belly as Abrams crept closer while continuing to elaborate on the savings he could enjoy with fewer children. “I was positioned behind the sunglasses rack when you walked in and couldn’t help but overhear you telling your wife about ‘Bidenflation’ spiking your grocery costs – if you even killed one of your upcoming twins, you would breathe easier!” Eyewitnesses confirm that Abrams’s fingers wiggled as her hands spread toward the woman’s pregnant stomach, her eyes bugging out as her mouth watered.
Abrams was removed from the grocery store after harassing four other customers, the last of whom ended up reporting her to Kroger management for making their small children cry when she pointed to them and roared “You wouldn’t be cutting coupons if he weren’t here – THINK OF THE SAVINGS!”
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When my kids were little and misbehaved I used to tell them I would sell them to the Arabs or to the Gypsies, but I was concerned that I wouldn’t get much for them. The little lawyers would respond that Mommy would stop me and that such a sale would be in any case void against public policy. (My poor kids, the vocabulary they picked up from having me as Dad!) According to Ms. Abrams I was merely setting my sights too low.
I am hearing rumors that this stance of Ms. Abrams, a/k/a President of the Earth and Governor of Georgia for Life, is being considered by Hollywood for a film biopic. The working title is Stacey’s Choice.
Here’s the solution. Vote red and return to Trump’s energy independence policies, lower spending, decreased regulations, etc.
That was done and it worked. but not for the deep state, profiteers, and foreign agents that torpedoed America First Trump.
If she or her infallibly ignorant handlers had half a [expletive-deleted] brain, she wouldn’t go there.
It’s plagiarizing Jonathan Swift’s modest proposal for the mere Irish to eat their babies.
[Expletive-deleted] Morons.
For all this I thank Mike Pence.
I am hearing rumors that this stance of Ms. Abrams, a/k/a President of the Earth and Governor of Georgia for Life, is being considered by Hollywood for a film biopic. The working title is Stacey’s Choice.
Could be worse.
She and Pelosi could have been chosen to do a remake of Dumb and Pathetic.
Had a quick look at this clowns background. She is one of 6 children. That is clearly too many kids to feed. Yet she looks well fed to me. Very well fed. So the question posed to her should be which ones should her foolish parents have aborted? Hypocrite.