News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
PARIS — According to experts in neoclassical art and surrealism, a piece by the legendary artist Jackson Pollock was vandalized by climate activists in Paris and no one even noticed.
“The painting in question, Number 31, was one of the most celebrated Pollock works,” said an authority investigating the crime. “But now it just looks like a bunch of splattered paint any moron could create, which really isn’t much different than how it looked before.”
The vandals were caught on camera but the destruction of the priceless painting was not discovered until weeks after, as the original painting was already terrible to begin with. The damage was discovered only after museum visitors complained that the poster prints they bought did not match the one on display.
“Some kids were screaming at people next to [the painting] but that’s not too unusual. Everyone in France yells,” said security guard Gérard Dupont. “But on closer inspection, I saw they had a bucket of green paint! That’s a big no-no in any art museum so I kicked them out and saved the painting.”
“At least I’m pretty sure I did. Did it always look so weird?”
The painting was vandalized by climate activists in what inspectors believe was a concerted effort to spread awareness for solar energy.
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Very funny Babylon Bee. I wouldnt mind seeing those lefty’s vandalise a toilet art or dot on a canvas art or anyone of those absurd things which somehow pass as “art” today. Or maybe Hunter Biden’s art might want to receive some “climate action” treatment.
Fun fact: In 1973 the Australian Government, through the National Gallery of Australia’s acting director, James Mollison, bought Blue Poles by Jackson Pollock- No 11. $1.3 million ($1.9 mill US)- the most ever paid for an American painting in the world at that time. It was considered a controversial move by then PM Gough Whitlam whose Labor Government was inept at balancing the country’s budget. I’ve seen it. It’s..meh.
https://www.nma.gov.au/defining-moments/resources/blue-poles
We live in a world where novelty has replaced art. The sophisticates place their imprimatur on junk and the masses pretend they too see its remarkable beauty.
From “The Philosophy of Medieval Art” in Old Errors and New Labels by Fulton J. Sheen (1931)
Stop subsiding the arts with public money. Insist the boards of non-profits be elected in a postal ballot of stakeholders, supervised by the state board of elections. Debar commercial companies from making grants with their stockholder’s property. Require that any corporation enfranchised to make grants to other corporations be organized as a foundation and limited in its activities to making grants. Require that foundations liquidate within 60 years of their incorporation, distributing their assets to the heirs of founders, to service providing non-profits (not to other foundations), or to stakeholders. This whole sh!tshow runs on status signalling fed with huge dollops of other people’s money. Take as much of the fuel away as you can.
What really annoys me is that whenever I take my young children to an art gallery, I can feel the security guards eyes burning the back of my neck, waiting for one of my children to get what they consider “too close” to a painting so he/she can pounce and tell them or me off. My kids are pretty well behaved and I’m very vigilant about how they behave and remind them consistently to stay back.
But I will notice a grown adult stand inches away from a painting but the security person won’t notice because they have their eyes on me and the kids. I’ve even seen adults touching the surface. But the security will still monitor families.
And yet, you get what’s meant to be fully-grown adults vandalising priceless paintings.
But young children are meant to be the target audience which should be monitored around priceless paintings.
That’s my rant for the week. Sorry.