Ultimate Florida Story

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SteveThePirate
SteveThePirate
Saturday, May 16, AD 2026 5:15am

I doubt that photo is from the booking.
Way too clean and put together post psychotic break / drug induces psychosis.
Especially if she was up in a tree in a costume.

Lead kindly light.
Lead kindly light.
Saturday, May 16, AD 2026 5:20am

More likely to be LA or Portland.

David WS
David WS
Saturday, May 16, AD 2026 6:03am

Read once that every single police incident, large and small, must be reported to the media in Florida. It’s the Law; hence the perception.

There are many squirrel queens in Massachusetts (especially Cambridge), it just doesn’t get reported.

Josh
Josh
Saturday, May 16, AD 2026 6:34am

David,

They don’t call it the Sunshine State for nothing.

John F. Kennedy
John F. Kennedy
Saturday, May 16, AD 2026 7:29am

Nutty.

CAG
CAG
Saturday, May 16, AD 2026 8:28am

I can vouch for the veracity of this woman’s claim … There was an election and not a single squirrel voted against her!

SouthCoast
SouthCoast
Saturday, May 16, AD 2026 11:46am

Nonsense! If she were truly the Squirrel Queen, she would have sat calmly in the tree whilst minion squirrels hurled the acorns. Some people just don’t know how this works.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, May 16, AD 2026 5:30pm

I’ve got some bad news boys.

She is the granddaughter of Rupert the Great.
She’s legit.
Jimmy Durante wouldn’t lie. Yes, touching the nose can reveal a sign of untruthfulness, Pinocchio too had some difficulty in his younger years, but you can put your dollar on this squirrel …she’s got the pedigree. A nut buster if ever there was one.

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DanSouthChicago
DanSouthChicago
Monday, May 18, AD 2026 4:44pm

At least she didn’t say, “I am the Walrus”.

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