If the mere presence of @BenShapiro “harms” you, there is no shame in seeking help from a licensed mental health professional. Here are some resources: https://t.co/rN74ZmKPYn pic.twitter.com/5ZK3j6S5rC
— Brandi Kruse (@BrandiKruse) August 27, 2022
News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
BOCA RATON, FL — Authorities responded to a level 5 event in Boca Raton Friday after Ben Shapiro casually strolled through a Whole Foods Market, resulting in the death of thousands.
The popular political commentator and founder of The Daily Wire had a “hankering for some peaches” when he stopped by earlier in the day, say survivors who witnessed the horrific event.
“He walked in like it was no big deal — like he wasn’t the Jewish face of white supremacy!” wailed Julia Lacrosse, a 23-year-old twin-spirit dragonkin who had been shopping for her cat. “I could feel it in my bones as I was being triggered. Like he was raping me by just being on the other side of the store!”
According to sources, hundreds in the store that day dropped dead as Shapiro walked by them. Others fled the store in a panic but their escape would be only temporary. Whole Foods was only the epicenter of what turned out to be a massacre along a three-mile radius. Chaos spread down the streets of the once peaceful city. Distracted drivers pancaked into each other, driven by a maddened panic that invaded their hearts. Metal tore through flesh and bone, glass shattered, and there arose a great cry throughout all Boca Raton, such as was not like it before, nor shall be like it again.
Whole Foods has since apologized for the incident with a heartfelt tweet in which they stated, “We are very sorry. Ben Shapiro briefly visited our store to buy some food. Though we do not control his actions, we take full responsibility for the thousands of lives lost.”
Go here to read the rest. I have been unable to confirm rumors that the Pentagon deterred China from invading Taiwan by telling them through back channels that if they did the US would retaliate by parachuting Ben Shapiro into Bejing. Ben Shapiro, the ultimate weapon.
.@benshapiro reacts to @podcastmovement's hilarious groveling apology for his appearance at their conference pic.twitter.com/jjCxTfT7Xa
— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) August 26, 2022
And here I thought all those “Ben Shapiro DESTROYS leftists…” videos on YouTube were just Internet hyperbole. Who knew they were actually trying to warn us about this rampaging madman.
Mr. Shapiro should be more concise.
Evidently, the chief event planner for Podcast Movement is someone named ‘Chris Hartnett’. He employs a contractor named ‘Jess Agostino’. The head flak is someone named Shannon Poe. The founder-president of the organization is one Dan Franks.
Shannon Poe is about 25, and has a degree in communications cadged at a state college in Texas. Christopher Hartnett is about 33 and has a humanities degree from one of the state universities in Miami. Jessica Agostino is about 36; she lives in New York City and makes her living in freelance event planning; she spent 12 years in marketing for various broadcasting companies. She attended Manhattan Marymount College. Not sure what to make of this trio.
Hate to be the one to inform you, Art but you are not the center of the universe.
Hate to be the one to inform you, Art but you are not the center of the universe.
Whether or not I’m the center of the universe, he uses too many words to get his point across and it’s distracting.
“Why should I have to pay for a woman to have her child killed.”
We in America have the First Amendment. You in Canada have hate speech laws.” Ben Shapiro (loosely quoted)
Podcast Movement chose badly, caving to the hysterical “speech I dislike is violence” crowd. But PM’s stupidity wasn’t confined to its abject apology. While Shapiro’s Daily Wire is a giant in the podcast industry— dwarfing almost all others by at least an order of magnitude— PM also tweeted its intention that “…sponsors will be more carefully considered going forward.” PM also noted in its defense that no one from Shapiro’s Daily Wire (easily the largest and most influential podcaster in attendance) was scheduled to participate in any of the panel discussions.
PM had one of the largest podcasters on the planet present at their event but didn’t include them in any of the scheduled panel discussions? PM convention attendees were certainly interested in Daily Wire — video of Shapiro’s brief visit shows numerous convention attendees stopping by to shake his hand and thank him for coming. It’s astonishing that Podcast Movement has put *Daily Wire” and all those attendees delighted with Shapiro’s drop-by on notice that in the future they are unwelcome.
Perhaps Ben Shapiro should start up a rival podcaster convention, one that is not a woke ghetto. Sure, the woke crybullies would stay away, but it could be a hit with those in the medium interested in the free and respectful exchange of ideas; something Podcast Movement is not providing.
If you have a uterus that makes you a woman.
The harm done by his presence is truly a case of vigina remorse syndrome by one mentally ill passerby. Boo hoo. Many a leftoid are just simply deranged brats.
Take your broken vigina and go home. There’s room in your closet to play make believe…