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News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Eyewitnesses reported Senator Elizabeth Warren donned a buffalo hat and led a group of bloodthirsty insurrectionists up the marble steps of the Supreme Court Building Wednesday morning. According to sources, they are outraged that the murder of babies as a constitutional right is under dispute.
Sen Warren, literally shaking, tumbled up the building steps and wailed righteously at the main door of the marble palace as her minions violently assaulted it with poster board and clothes hangers.
“The court has been compromised!” she yelled. “They are ruling in a way I disagree with!”
“America has fallen! WE DEMAND BLOOD! MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!”
While rallying her supporters, Elizabeth Warren explained that overturning Roe v Wade wasn’t a big deal because Congress had the power to amend the Constitution but that she was still angry anyway because she hadn’t eaten in a while “AND COULD SOMEONE PLEASE GRAB ME A SNICKERS?!”
Republican leaders are reportedly concerned about the recent developments, unsure if they should point at Elizabeth Warren and laugh or worry whether continuing to oppose baby murder will make it harder for them to beat Democrats in November.
“Ugh, this is hard!” said Sen Mitch McConnel. “Politics! Ugh!”
Go here to read the rest. I haven’t seen Squatting Eagle this mad since she learned she had no claim to her ancestral hunting grounds in Europe.
My goodness, can you imagine if a conservative acted as deranged as her? The media would have a field day.
She’s a 72 year old grandmother. This is how Princess Spreading Bull wants to spend the winter of her life.
Remember that episode of the original Star Trek where a group of children are led by a false alien and Kirk shows the children how ugly and evil the false alien really is…..
“Dead babies today, dead babies tomorrow, dead babies forever!”
Yeah, good luck with that Pocahontas.
Talk about lack of impulse control! And she sits in congress? Reminds me of Hitler’s rants on the History Channel. Instead of Juden frie it’s Jungen frie,
There are consequences to prolonged stays in the sweat lodge and continued abuses of peyote.
The 1/1204 th Naturally born American Indian should know that.
While she was under the influence the great spirit revealed to her the true organic spirit within her; the rattlesnake.
Once this is understood, her public appearances make much more sense.
One curio about Elizabeth Warren. Her husband’s a law professor and she’s a law professor turned politician. She had a common-and-garden middle class upbringing in Oklahoma. As far as I can tell about her husband, he grew up in Hingham, Massachusetts and his family-of-origin was fancy middle class. There’s not any indication that either of them came from money. Yet, their financial disclosures indicate a net worth of around $9 million.
Yet, their financial disclosures indicate a net worth of around $9 million.
She made a huge pile representing major corporations in complicated bankruptcy cases.