To produce the most diverse group of corpses in the history of the US military. Babylon Bee, do the honors:
PENTAGON—In response to Russia’s minor incursion into Ukraine, the Pentagon has issued a directive for all military personnel to ramp up their diversity and inclusion training.
“If we are to go toe-to-toe with Russia, we need to wield our most powerful weapon: diversity,” said General Mark Milley to reporters while waiting for his fresh manicure to dry. “Starting today, our top priority is to make sure all Marines, Airmen, Seamen, and Soldiers have completed modules 1-17 of our mandatory whiteness and gender studies training.”
In a statement, President Joe Biden voiced support for the inclusivity directive, emphasizing unity, diversity, and hating anyone who thinks differently.
“Look, Jack,” said Biden to a model in a Sears catalog he mistook for his secretary. “Russia is going to come down hard on Ukraine unless we enforce gender inclusivity and minority representation in our military. “This is important, folks, no joke! For real! Gotta do this stuff! I’m not kidding! Trunalimunumaprzure!”
All military personnel have dropped all other training exercises to complete the modules.
“OK MEN! SCHOOL CIRCLE RIGHT NOW!” said Marine Sergeant Jack “Butcher” McCree, his platoon of riflemen training out in the field. “We have to complete this course on transgender furry BDSM and how it affects indigenous people of color! GO! GO! GO!”
Go here to read the rest. From the Department of Defense website:
In the dark days that lie ahead we will have to take our humor where we can find it. Prayers for the safety of our troops who are caught in this madness.
Collateral damage is any death, injury, or other damage inflicted that is an incidental result of an activity.
This asinine activity, diversity and inclusivity, will result in CD in ways not imagined by the woke-iee’s.
A distraction to have Bob, formally Barb, and Brenda, formally Bart, holding a position under extreme circumstances. My guess only. Please correct me if I’m wrong with my thinking.
I don’t know any transgender military personnel but I do recognize the oxymoronic military intelligence when I see it.
Sensitivity training will be held for those horrible white, straight, conservative types that voted for Trump. Less men in the military and more gender challenged individuals.
That’s what makes America Great.
Weakness, dependence on foreign help and unending masks mandates.
Oh. And mutilations of the children.
Oh Oh…and indoctrination centers instead of centers of education…oh oh oh…and Miss America pageants with men contestants and University sport programs for women including men who ..well..feel good about themselves competing against real women.
America is doomed.
Rant over… [sort of.]
Not widely publicized is the fact that enlistments are down since Biden took office and retirements at earliest eligibility are up. Sounds like a message to me, a Vietnam War vet.
I wonder how the woke military proposes to see that our adversaries are in full compliance with diversity and inclusion? Based on post withdrawal conduct, the Taliban didn’t seem to get the memo.