Wish This Was Satire

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

KENOSHA, WI—With closing arguments completed in the Kyle Rittenhouse case, the judge is now giving the jury their instructions before they deliberate, reminding them to ignore the angry mob that is currently outside threatening to burn the whole building down.

“Please be fair and impartial,” he said to the jurists, who were all wearing Kevlar helmets and body armor. “Just ignore the bloodthirsty mob of communists threatening to terrorize you and your family forever if you don’t find Rittenhouse ‘guilty’. That should not factor into your decision at all.”

“Guilty or we burn it down! Guilty or we burn it down!” replied the mob outside, furious that they were being ignored.

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Don L
Don L
Tuesday, November 16, AD 2021 5:08am

Chaos in all things–exactly as intended in the agenda to break all things that work to allow man to be free. We tossed away God and liberalism (or by any of it’s other names) has assumed his place of omnipotence.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Tuesday, November 16, AD 2021 6:33am

The judge should poll the jury. “Any feel intimidated? Raise your hand.”

“Very well. You are dismissed.”

Then, directed verdict – not guilty.

Kmbold
Kmbold
Tuesday, November 16, AD 2021 4:46pm

Pray for courage for that jury and heavenly protection.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Tuesday, November 16, AD 2021 6:13pm

My anger about the spin factory being stuck in perpetual high spin has postponed my comments…which in turn is a good thing. Otherwise I would of rightly been corrected by Donald in violation of uncharitable rant utilizing profanity in expression of disappointment and disgust towards the lying liberal media.

So.
LET’S GO MSNBC & CNN.
[ that’s as charitable as I can go ]

KMBOLD. Yes. Amen to your suggestion.

Rudolph Harrier
Rudolph Harrier
Tuesday, November 16, AD 2021 6:48pm

The media is the enemy of the people.
This isn’t rhetoric, it is the truth. They hate us, view their primary job in life as hurting us, and they are not even hiding it at this point.

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