News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
PACIFIC OCEAN—With a tremendous backlog at Long Beach and dozens of cargo ships helplessly stranded in the ocean waiting to be unloaded, the bored crews have arranged their ships to form the words of the patriotic cheer taking the world by storm: “Let’s Go Brandon.”
“Yeah, let’s go Brandon!” said one ship’s captain as he removed the cork from a bottle of mead and took a long, slow drink. “We here on the high seas often sing our sea shanties in his honor and pour out rum for such a swell guy.”
“SQUAWK! SUCH A SWELL GUY!” the parrot on his shoulder repeated.
The captain said he and the other ship captains wanted to spell out a different phrase, but it was rated “ARRRRR”.
Experts who know what they’re talking about say the catastrophic background has nothing to do with labor shortages due to vaccine mandates, or any policy related to President Biden and his highly competent Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.
“Hey wow! Look at all those really big boats!” said Buttigieg while visiting the port. “Boats go vroooom! Pretty colors! I like the blue one!” He then went back home to play some Ticket to Ride and Mario Kart to help educate himself on more transportation-related issues.
Go here to read the rest. Trump brought us the best economy in my lifetime. The Puppetmasters’ Administration is hellbent on making us relive the economy of the Carter years. The wages of a stolen election.
China Joe finally got his boat parade!
Sticking with the nautical theme, China Joe’s corrupt, incompetent China-controlled junta is frantically rearranging the deck chairs on the Titan.
Latest, 64% of Americans disapprove of China Joe’s multiple devastations. How can 36% of Americans be so stupid? Facebook, Google, the media, public schools, . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhzzAUaOzsk
And to make the story of the stranded cargo ships even more bizarre, some moron state legislator from Orange County has actually introduced a bill in the California Supreme Soviet, er, Legislature, to “ban cargo ships from idling or anchoring in the coastal waters of Southern California for the next 180 days.” So they can sail all the way to the Gulf instead, I suppose. Houston and Tampa will probably be glad to see them.
Language warning on the linked website, where I saw this:
https://gunfreezone.net/how-california-is-fking-the-america-supply-chain-right-now/
Oh, I wish!
I’ve read that the backup is due to lack of trucks to accept unloaded cargo; Calif. enacted new emission laws for trucks a year ago, and there is a shortage of trucks that satisfy those regulations.
Tragically, the idiocracy is going national, Dr. Kurland.
Let’s go, Brandon!