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New Career Paths

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

With Texas’s abortion law stopping many abortions in the state, a lot of abortion doctors are going to be out of work. Luckily, this is still the United States of America, even though you can’t kill your baby after six weeks in Texas anymore. Abortion doctors should consider one of these nine alternate career choices:

1. Axe murderer – Abortion doctors are well-prepared for this kind of thing. They won’t even have to wash the blood off their hands to get started!

2. Learn to code – There are lots of free resources for learning to program software!

3. Become a hitman – Shave your head, get a suit, and start working for the mob.

4. Move to China where you can perform abortions with impunity – China will welcome you with open arms, as they kill babies just for being the wrong gender.

5. Puppy abortion doctor – The skills are very transferrable.

6. Build a candy shop in the woods and lure children in to eat them – It’s the same moral principle, except you’re killing fewer kids per day.

7. Collect the Infinity Stones and snap your fingers to wipe out all the babies – MUAHAHAHAHA!

8. Build some solar panels – Plenty of opportunities here.

9. Repent of your sins, trust in Christ for forgiveness, and do something productive with your life instead of killing babies. – Do it. Now.

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“Come now, and let us reason together,” Says the LORD, “Though your sins are like scarlet, They shall be as white as snow; Though they are red like crimson, They shall be as wool.”

Isaiah 1: 18

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Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Friday, September 3, AD 2021 10:17am

“the most atrocious holocaust in the history of the United States.” Bernard Nathanson on abortion.

If you haven’t seen or want to revisit this mans life and work and conversion to the Catholic Faith please do so. His documentary the The Silent Scream is arguably one of the best tools to show what an abortion actually involves. If you know anyone who is pro-choice then challenge them to watch the film and not be affected. Bernard Nathanson a former abortion doctor and the co-founder of NARAL who helped legalise abortion in America and set a precedent to many western nations, didn’t realise what he was doing and advocating for until ultrasounds began to be used to view the baby in the mother’s womb. Seriously powerful movie. Seriously powerful conversion story. The Silent Scream should be mandatory viewing for all highschool students.

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