News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a press conference today, President Joe Biden expressed his bewilderment that the Taliban won the war in Afghanistan against the United States, pointing out that they have neither nuclear weapons nor F-15 aircraft.
“I’m not buyin’ that malarkey!” Biden said indignantly when a reporter asked him his thoughts on the United States spending $2 trillion on a war against shepherds in the desert and losing. “Listen, if you want to come after the United States government, you’re gonna need nukes and F-15s.”
“Wait — are you saying that you’d nuke American citizens if they also challenged the U.S. government?” asked the concerned journalist.
“Listen, no, what I’m saying is–is I’d nuke ’em.”
“So you did say you would nuke innocent civilians?”
“Shut up! That was like 4 or 5 minutes ago! Come on. The point is clear, man.”
Go here to read the rest. All the military power in the world is worse than useless if the strategy guiding how to use it is consummate idiocy. This may be a fortunate thing, as the Puppetmasters’ Administration seems to view the American people as their true foe, and is proving itself completely impotent to our adversaries abroad.
