They Would Vote for him Again

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

KABUL—According to a survey conducted by local media in Taliban-controlled Kabul, 92% of Taliban fighters are very thankful they decided to vote for Biden in the 2020 election.

“Of course I voted for Biden! Didn’t everyone around here?” said Abdul Mohammed Mohammed Abdul Mohammed, a local infantry warrior who just finished storming the capital. “It was very easy. The American soldiers were just leaving garbage bags full of absentee ballots around, so we just filled them out and sent them back! Allah be praised!”

There is wide agreement among the Taliban that Biden was the right man for the job—that job being to give up the country of Afghanistan and let the Taliban take it over without a fight.

“Yes, we like Biden very much around here, and even his henchwoman, Kamil Harris,” said another local militant.

Go here to read the rest.  I believe that a saying of Mohammed is:  “And then the Prophet, peace be upon his name, said, Oh ye Faithful, especially those who reside in an infidel city, remember that ye vote early and often, and recall the dead that they may do likewise.”

 

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Wednesday, August 18, AD 2021 3:10am

What a photo.
Horrific.

#4…..Oh yes. Their getting an education right there. On the spot.

#5…..Gender equality. The Taliban are equal opportunity murderers.
Women first. Children, then men.

How very sad.
I’ve been praying for the people exposed to the evil. May they find safety. May this administration learn from their piss poor mistakes.
How tragic.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Wednesday, August 18, AD 2021 8:53pm

Who asked for her opinion…yet she gave it anyway. No one cares what she says or what she thinks. Only she does. She has no credibility whatsoever. Let alone commenting on her governments atrocious foreign policy decisions.

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