News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
Everyone knows the 2020 election was literally the most secure and fair presidential election—like, ever. But we know there are still a few skeptics out there. Here at the Bee, our number one mission is to prevent the spread of misinformation and make sure everyone still has faith in our democracy.
To help convince you, here is the undeniable evidence the election was fair:
1. Literally everyone says so: Duh. The 2020 election couldn’t have been rigged because all the people who are cool and smart and not weird say so. Do you want to look like a weirdo? Ew.
2. Journalists were fair and balanced in assessing the qualities of moderate, kind, decent Joe Biden, and of his opponent Hitler: Thank God for the press! They really made sure to give a fair and honest assessment of the most popular and wonderful president ever and the evil orange monster who wanted to kill democracy and take away all our norms and stuff. Great job, journalists!
3. Mail-in votes were handled by USPS—the most reliable, trustworthy company on the planet: The post office almost never screws up, loses, or delays US mail. It’s quite amazing, really.
4. Vote counters in Philadelphia and Detroit spent many years practicing how to count before election night: Some of them since kindergarten! The election was truly in good hands.
5. The Democrats have never done anything wrong, ever: Not ever.
6. Posters and barricades were held up to block people from seeing the unprecedented, blinding levels of vote counting fairness: Poll watchers showed up, but their eyeballs would have been burned out by the awe-inspiring amount of vote counting integrity. Many lives saved!
7. Absolutely nobody was threatened behind a poolhouse by a chain-wielding Biden: Biden is a fine, upstanding man of integrity and would never do something like that.
8. New York didn’t just accidentally count 138,000 ballots, a bizarrely familiar number: Science has clearly shown that voter fraud is completely impossible and would never happen here, especially in New York City where they’re really good at elections.
9. The election turned out exactly how your late great, great grandfather would have wanted: This was verified by his vote in the 2020 election.
10. The Democrat candidate won, which is perhaps the most important sign of a fair and impartial election: The evil, fascist dictator was voted out of office. Anything that was done to achieve this was fair, right?
Go here to read the rest.
What, no “fortifying” the election?
The Left has no moral compass when it comes to “Does the end justify the means?… they don’t even understand the question.
-Orange man was bad, he had to be defeated by any means.
-Climate Change is an existential threat, it has to be stopped??
-America is racist, it has to be destroyed???
Would the Left go that far?
I can’t think of ANY thing worse than: we had sex and don’t want the baby – it has to be killed.
David,
If you want to stop a leftist in his tracks when he is talking about how the idea of election fraud is ridiculous, ask him if he would have faked some votes against Donald Trump, given the opportunity.
He’ll likely try to weasel out of it by saying that it would be impossible to commit fraud, but keep asking him if it would be moral to do so in order to keep Donald Trump out of office regardless of whether it would be possible or not. Most leftists are unable to say that it would be wrong.
RH, I agree the I’ve met just want to “win”. That includes arguments. . They’re not interested in truth.
Trump won. Biden is a geriatric imbecilic usurper.