WILSON, WY—Many thought former Vice President Dick Cheney would be upset about the treatment of his daughter Representative Liz Cheney and the fact that she was expelled from leadership for denouncing former President Donald Trump, but Dick Cheney has now invited Trump on a hunting trip where they can patch things up.
“Just you and me out alone in the woods with no Secret Service,” Cheney told Trump, “where hopefully we can see eye to eye… but you never can be quite sure what will happen.”
Trump eagerly accepted the invitation. “I hope there are no hard feelings between us,” Trump told Cheney while gearing up for the hunt, “even though your daughter is an idiot and a loser, and I hope she gets hit by a bus.”
Cheney smiled. “No, no hard feelings. Just be careful out there.” Cheney loaded his shotgun. “Accidents happen.”
“Not with me,” Trump said as he waved around a shotgun. “I have never done anything wrong in my entire life… except let that election get stolen from me. Which your moron, warmongering daughter didn’t care about. Your moron daughter who is also ugly. Though you seem okay.”
Cheney simply nodded and kept smiling mysteriously. “Well, let’s go deep into the woods — far from prying eyes. We have some hunting to do.”
“Great,” Trump said. “I’ve never hunted before, but I’m probably the best at it. I’m going to kill all the birds. All the birds in Wyoming — a state I never even heard of before today. Probably full of idiots. Idiots like your daughter.”
Cheney and Trump then went into the woods. Updates on their trip will be added when available.
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“People couldn’t believe the way I swung that shotgun, they all said they’d never seen anything like it.”
We could use a little levity, enthusiasm and tall stories right now.
Run to his right Donald, that crowd always aims too far left.
Knowing the Donald, I’ll bet he’s been vaxed against lead poisoning.
Apparently, Queen RINO, like 85 million mainly fake voters in 2020, abhors higher (increased in one year more than the 20 prior) median incomes, lower taxes, less regulation, lower unemployment, higher asset prices, peace, energy independence, etc.
Unexpectedly, the GOP gained House seats in the rigged 2020 elections. THAT WAS TRUMP, not loser RINOs like Liz Cheney.
Chinese Joe didn’t win. We were robbed,.
Apparently, Queen RINO
Her voting record in Congress is mainline Republican, a shade to the left of the median. Cheney’s real deficiencies are that she’s very much a denizen of official Washington, very much a woman of the 1%, and addled by the interpersonal resentments to be found among the Bush partisans.
A shade to the left of the median of the Republican caucus, not the chamber as a whole. Around the median of the chamber as a whole you find Susan Collins.
While I don’t always agree with Susan Collins, I have the highest respect for the way she acted during the Brett Kavanaugh smear show.
seen in Instapundit.
“It Is Clear That Cheney Cares More About Earning Praise From Nancy Pelosi And The Corporate Press More Than She Cares About Fighting To Save Our Country From The Democrat’s (sic) Socialist Agenda.”
He could always dust off his waterboarding manual the next time he takes Donald fishing.
Interesting that the media, which is the explicit ally of the DNC makes its hatred of people like Rand Paul quite well known, has circled the wagons around Liz Cheney.
Almost like they know who’s on which side.