Vatican City: A statement was made today at the Vatican that the Pope, in order to spare the environment, will no longer travel by airplanes. Sister Envira, one of the first members of the new Handmaids of Pachamama order, made the announcement.
Sister Envira: This is just so chill! The Holy Daddy is going to travel by hot air. The Cardinals will fill up a balloon with hot air, and the Pope will ride in a gondola decorated with prancing unicorns!
Reporter: What about the safety of this mode of travel for the Pope?
Sister Envira: Safety? What could possibly be unsafe in a mode of transportation so green friendly? Surely nothing bad has ever happened to people riding in a blimp?
Reporter: How long would it take the Pope to get to his destinations in this proposed vehicle?
Sister Envira: These negative vibes are becoming a micro aggression! Unless this changes I will have to retreat to my green safe space!
Reporter: What will be the capacity of the gondola?
Envira: Ten humans or 100 cats. We have counted.
Reporter: Who will be flying the blimp for the Pope?
Envira: Al Gore. He has been taking lessons and he says this has revived his chakra!
Reporter: This seems pretty poorly thought out?
Envira: That is enough from you science deniers! This press conference is over! And with that she ran from the room chanting: Pachamama take me away to your green paradise!
I wonder if Pope Francis understands the difference between carbon dioxide CO2 (plant food, soda, beer) and carbon monoxide CO (poison). Many people don’t these days, but they do know “Weather” is not the Pope’s job.
John Kerry thinks ALL carbon dioxide needs to be removed from the the atmosphere. You can’t make this stuff up. https://www.dailywire.com/news/john-kerry-implies-net-zero-emissions-goal-not-good-enough-says-we-need-to-get-carbon-dioxide-out-of-the-atmosphere
i thought that the pope admitted he knew little of the Climate science, but he apparently is a man of great faith after all–faith in the biggest faux weapon any aggressor has ever used against a free nation.
Not since the crucifixion has there been such a need for a St. Stephen to strongly tell the “high priests” of the wrong in which they appear to be complicit.
The holy daddy. Ha! They are so full of hot air themselves they probably don’t need a blimp to blast them through the sky.
I want to know exactly what happened to the 101st cat. I also want to see the arms of the person who just rode in a gondola with 90 cats.
By the way, the answer to the question about blimp safety is, “with all the damage being done by airplanes, it’s unsafe not to ride in a blimp”.
I’m visualising this with Enya playing in the background:
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
I wish someone would do a skit based on this transcript!
Is mocking the Vicar of Christ (the Pope) also mocking Christ ?? – I think it very well could be… Remember that to gain a Plenary indulgence, one of the conditions is to pray for the Pope. The hot air seems to come from this website. Pope Francis is from Buenos Aires (“Good Airs” in english)
“Is mocking the Vicar of Christ (the Pope) also mocking Christ ??”
Nope. The Pope is the servant of the servants of Christ. We are not servants of the Pope. He is to preach, teach and defend the Gospel. When he ventures into other areas, like making promulgations on cimate change, he cannot stand behind his office, but must take his lumps in the public square like everyone else.
My point was that we should not mock this Pope, regardless of his views on science. My dad was a meteorologist and I believe the cause of climate change could be a change in the earth’s axis angle. ALSO,, the more humanity sins, the less in harmony we are with nature. I would not be surprised if the SF Bay area gets a mega earthquake or tsunami because of their sins…
Lighten up Joel.