Thursday, March 28, AD 2024 9:47am

Senility, That’s the Ticket

 

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—So far, the Biden administration has had a much different style than the previous administration, having milder reactions to events and creating less news. President Joe Biden recently shared that his secret to keeping calm during a crisis is senility.

“I have no idea where I am or what’s going on,” Biden told reporters, explaining how he could be so peaceful when so much was needed of him. “I don’t even know where I am right now or who you are. Are you the guys who are supposed to get me my pills? Where are my pills?”

White House staffers further expanded on how laid back Biden’s style is. “Sometimes you’ll tell him about some world event and he will panic, and it’s starting to look bad,” said one staffer who wished to remain anonymous since Biden never remembers his name anyway, “but ten minutes later he’s forgotten all about it and is back to eating an ice cream cone and watching something on AMC. He’s unflappable. Because his brain is full of holes.”

Go here to read the rest.  No fear, Biden is surrounded by people who help him make crucial decisions, such as when to go to the bathroom, when to wipe the drool from his chin and when to call a lid on the day and go to bed at 8:00 AM.  His dog Major Biden, sadly now exiled, used to help him take a needed bite out of reality to make his way through the day.  The country is in the very best of hands.

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DJH
DJH
Friday, March 19, AD 2021 5:07am

Still need to mask up, social distance, quarantine when exposed, temperature checks & answer endless stupid questions about your group activities, or travel, etc if you go to the doctor or therapist, etc.
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Take the vaccine, life does not change.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, March 19, AD 2021 5:21am

I recall a cleaver 2020 yard sign during the campaign; Bye Don.

Looks more like Joe went bye bye.
He’s in denial and the shame is on Jill.

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