News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After national outrage in response to tens of thousands of National Guard troops being sent outside to sleep in freezing parking garages, Biden issued a statement begging the troops to be patient while he writes up the order to send them to much warmer climates in Iraq and Syria.
“Listen, ya bunch of dumb pony soldiers,” said Biden to a line of 3,000 soldiers waiting to use the bathroom. “I know you people are much better use to me when you’re fighting some war in the Middle East. Hooah! Am I right? Don’t worry. We’ll get you off to Iraq soon. You won’t be cold anymore, folks. It’s 115 degrees there!”
According to sources, the guardsmen were sent away from the Capitol Building after some politicians complained that they smelled weird and were holding scary-looking guns.
“We were nervous about all those scary-looking men lying around everywhere,” said Senator Cory Booker. “One of them was reading an Ayn Rand book. It was terrifying. Please get these people shipped overseas as soon as possible.”
Biden has assured the waiting National Guard and the country that he will “have these boys shooting tribesmen in the hills of Afghanistan in no time.”
Go here to read the rest. Once again Bee, your brief is satire, not current events!
Ninety-nine percent of everything they said about President Trump (it was 100%negative) was a lie.
Ninety-nine percent of everything they say about [lying crook grifter] Chinese Joe (N.B. what little they can say is 100% positive) is a lie.
Now, where’s my free stuff?
Chinese Joe Didn’t Win. We Were Robbed. We Know What They Did Last November.
Just Keeping Track.
On The Third Day, Chairman Xi Jin Joe’s handlers rescinded President Trump’s EO banning Chicom infiltration in the US power grid. Chinese Joe halted (100 day moratorium) most deportations of illegal aliens – TX files first major lawsuit. Fraudulent Biden’s 60-day moratorium on new oil and natural gas leases and drilling permits prompts concerns in New Mexico and other states, where education and other public programs depend on oil industry’s revenues.
Not NEWS: CCP Press Secretary refused to condemn antifas/BLM violence.
I wonder, will the CCP march troops into Washington to prove their point once the takeover is complete, or will Zhou Bai-din simply disappear to be replaced by his mentor from Beijing? I am only half kidding.
“Theft of Syrian oil” why would we, the US, want it when we are not dependent on foreign oil?
CAM,
Don’t worry. Biden is right on top of fixing that pesky “energy independence” thing we got going on.
We don’t. It is a common trope in the Middle East. The simple truth is that we have no interest in Syria which Trump understood and Biden does not.