News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, DC—With Thanksgiving approaching, there is wide speculation as to whether President Trump will conduct a Turkey pardoning ceremony this year. In a last-ditch effort to clear his name, Hunter Biden made a rare appearance at the White House wearing a turkey costume in hopes that Trump would pardon him.
“Mr. Trump, I appeal to your greatness,” began Hunter. “Please pardon me for drug use, human trafficking, bribery, extortion, espionage, and corruption. Er — I mean… GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!”
President Trump agreed to pardon the unusually large and vocal turkey. “I am a wise and benevolent President. So true. Very wise, very benevolent,” he said. “Go your way and be forgiven, little turkey.”
Go here to read the rest. The Biden household will have much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, but they should avoid any food presents from the Harris family.
