News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
U.S.— Experts now believe that this year will be marked by unprecedented voter turnout. With the help of mail-in voting, officials believe as many as 800 million U.S. citizens will be able to cast their vote.
“Finally, all eligible voters in this nation will be able to have their voices heard,” said Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “For too long the American people have experienced voter suppression, but now all of their votes will be accounted for. No more and no less.”
“With this many people casting their ballots, those that would attempt voter fraud will be vastly outnumbered and drowned out,” the congresswoman continued. “For the first time, we will have enough legitimate ballots cast that we will truly hear the voices of the American people.”
Many are also thanking Mark Zuckerberg and the team at Facebook for their subtle 2020 voting reminders. “You probably haven’t even noticed yet, but every time you log onto Facebook, you will be reminded at least 38 times to go vote,” Zuckerberg explained. ”We’ve found that this laid-back, unobtrusive approach is key to getting out the vote.”
Some have pointed out that they are pretty sure that there aren’t even 800 million people in America, but Facebook has quickly censored them for hate speech and voter suppression. “We are taking no chances. The integrity of this election must be protected at all costs!”
Go here to read the rest. When it comes to vote fraud remember this statement of James Madison from Federalist 51:
But what is government itself, but the greatest of all reflections on human nature? If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself. A dependence on the people is, no doubt, the primary control on the government; but experience has taught mankind the necessity of auxiliary precautions.
The fact that Democrats fight tooth and nail against simple precautions like voter id is a clear indication of their belief that they benefit from voter fraud, either that or they fear their own voters are too stupid to flash an ID before they vote. Democrats, giving the lie to their party name since 1828.
Then we have the tradition of simply buying votes, blatantly illegal, and flourishing nonetheless:
