News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis has been criticized for getting his Catholic theology exactly backward on numerous social issues. But one cardinal noticed that during the Pope’s morning devotionals, he was holding his Bible entirely upside down.
Now, commentators believe this is why the Pope said same-sex couples should be able to have civil unions earlier this week. It all makes sense, they say.
“Oh, man! No wonder I’ve been getting it wrong all these years!” said an embarrassed Pope Francis, head in his hands. “I was wondering why my theology was always diametrically opposed to historic Christian teaching.”
“Boy, is my face red!”
Go here to read the rest. Bee, Bee you have it all wrong. As a modern Jesuit the Pope does not read the Bible upside down. He simply does not read it at all.
I’m pretty sure the Pope’s Bible comes with a 64 box of crayola’s.
His holiness says; “Stay in da line’s people unless your conscience tells you otherwise.”
Hey, I love the Babylon Bee. But they’re mainly Protestants. Most Protestants still think of the Jesuits as Roman Catholics. That shows how little they know. Can’t expect them to get all the details right.
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