Thursday, March 28, AD 2024 11:34am

Nails Across a Chalkboard

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

SALT LAKE CITY, UT—Joe Biden’s running mate appears to be in deep trouble after speaking in tonight’s debate and letting everyone hear what her voice actually sounds like.

“This is a disaster for us,” said campaign manager Jennifer O’Malley Dillon to anonymous sources. “We really didn’t think people were actually going to watch this debate, let alone with the sound on.”

According to polls of citizens who watched the debate, the very thought of hearing Kamala Harris’s voice and signature cackle for the next 4-8 years makes 3 out of 4 people want to lay down in front of a steamroller. 

“Never thought I’d say this, but maybe my old lady’s voice ain’t so bad,” said Bob Ataboy, a local factory worker.

Go here to read the rest.  Hillary Clinton without the warmth. Congealed ambition and not much else.

 

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David WS
David WS
Thursday, October 8, AD 2020 5:25am

I had a strange thought.
What if Trump purposely turned first debate into a food fight when:
1. He thought, if he didn’t, he’d loose the first debate since it was 2 on 1
2. He has 2 more debates to recover.
3. No where for Joe to go but down right before the election.
4. Lastly this would cause more people to tune into the only VP debate where Mike Pence definitely would win.

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