News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C—President Donald Trump is once again under fire from the media for recklessly downplaying the danger of COVID by refusing to die. As the president begins to show signs of recovery, many worry that this sends the wrong message about the seriousness of the global pandemic.
“Every hour that he lives is another hour that the severity of this virus is undermined!” said reporter Sara Grace Major for CNN. “Why won’t he just DIE and show the American people how deadly this virus truly is?”
“Mr. President, are you sure you don’t need to lie down indefinitely or go on a ventilator?” asked another distraught journalist. “Maybe even say goodbye to your loved ones?!”
“Honestly, I feel terrific. Tremendous, really. I was never afraid of this virus before, but now I am even more not afraid. It’s sad, really. I was told this virus would be one tough cookie,“ Trump said to the press. “In fact, I’ve never felt better.”
“His defiance is going to get people killed. Dying like he’s supposed to would be the most patriotic thing he could do,” complained CNN correspondent Adam Pelot. “If he lives, how will the people be able to trust science?”
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Trump is the Left’s nightmare. Let the nightmare continue.
California governor’s office tells diners to wear masks “in between bites.”
Straight news or satire? You make the call!
Newsom is setting the groundwork for the Great California Revolt that is coming eventually. The Dems are recreating Latin America in the Golden State and that includes armed revolts as the one party state makes peaceful change impossible.
Note that Newsom’s tweet also contains an image saying that you should minimize the number of times you take off and put on your mask (and gives the particular example of keeping your mask off until you are done eating).
This is not accidental. Like the party in 1984, the elites are attracted to power for the sake of exerting power. If their orders are contradictory and nonsensical it is beneficial to them, because it demonstrates far less power to get people to follow reasonable guidelines than to get them to agree that 2+2 = 5.