I have rather assumed that most policy proposals this century have been arrived at during a fairly drunken fraternity-sorority mixer.
Twenty Year Old Girl Platform
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three, one in Heaven, and happily married for 41 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.
The unlettered participants of ‘a fairly drunken fraternity-sorority mixer’ could not possibly come up with things so stupid and trivial.
More likely, they are based on the responses from regional qualifier contestants hoping to go the Miss America pageant. Utopian yes, intelligible no.
I hear Mark Shea has enthusiastically endorsed this candidate and already written a 20 part series on how this is the most Catholic choice ever.
/endBabylonBeeMode
More likely, they are based on the responses from regional qualifier contestants hoping to go the Miss America pageant.
No, if they were that, he’d just be saying ‘and World Peace’ over and over.