Just You Wait

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden conceded today that the Republican Convention was “alright,” “pretty inspiring, to be honest,” and “a real gas.”

But Biden says the Democratic Convention is going to be “even better.”

“Just you wait — our convention is going to blow this one out of the water,” he said to a department store mannequin. “Man alive, I tell you what: we’re gonna have fireworks and flags and all kinds of stuff. That nice, clean, articulate woman of color is gonna be there: what’s her name again? It’s like the same name as some wrassler: Hulk? Hogan! That’s it, Hogan. She’s a real swell broad.”

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