Friday, March 29, AD 2024 9:29am

PopeWatch: The Biden Endorsement

(PopeWatch is having a nightmare again:)

 

BREAKING: His holiness the Pope is about to endorse Joe Biden for President! The usually tight-lipped Vatican leaked the news of the pending endorsement to NPC Daily and other trusted news sources CNN and MSNBC after Biden and son Hunter made a trip to the Vatican for a personal audience with the Pope.

In an unrelated press release, Hunter Biden was announced as the Catholic church’s newest cardinal.

Go here to read the rest.  Biden responds to the endorsement:

 

I welcome the support of Pope Sixtus XX.   It’s just like a Nun named Cornpop said to me before she hit me with a ruler, honey is great for loose stools.

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Michael Dowd
Michael Dowd
Sunday, August 23, AD 2020 3:51am

A not inconceivable nightmare. After all, “Pope” is a Progressive ideologue viewing religion in terms of practical politics.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Sunday, August 23, AD 2020 5:45am

And dead fetuses stack-up reaching the throne of Our Father.

If Frank endorses Joey this isn’t going to end well for the occupier of St. Peter’s Chair.

WK Aiken
WK Aiken
Sunday, August 23, AD 2020 6:57am

I hadn’t seen NPC before. I had to check out a couple of their other “stories” before I was sure it’s satire (and just as good as the Bee.) They slice it awfully thin, which is quite the feat these days.

Katherine
Katherine
Tuesday, August 25, AD 2020 3:37pm

while that is entertaining, this news about Michael Steele is surprising. https://catholicsforbiden.blogspot.com/2020/08/michael-steele-republican-pro-life.html

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