Friday, April 19, AD 2024 12:26pm

President Harris

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

U.S.—Supporters of Kamala Harris have been eagerly awaiting an announcement on who her VP pick will be when she takes over as president approximately 5 minutes after Joe Biden is inaugurated. According to sources close to the campaign, she is already vetting possible candidates for the job.

“I am proud to announce I will soon be announcing my pick for Vice President of the United States,” said Harris. “We have searched all across this great land. While I cannot yet confirm who my pick will be, I can say this: my pick for VP will be even MORE of a woman and even MORE of color than I am. It will be the most colorful and womanly team ever!” She then threw her head back and cackled maniacally.

Joe Biden was also thrilled to hear the news that he would be getting not just one, but two female vice presidents.

 

Go here to read the rest.  Once again  Bee, your job is to write satire and not simply report the actual news.

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Michael Dowd
Michael Dowd
Thursday, August 13, AD 2020 4:04am

It should now be perfectly clear that large corporations and banks control America for their own benefit. Anyone up for doing anything about it?

Anzlyne
Anzlyne
Thursday, August 13, AD 2020 9:20pm

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