The fifth week of the occupation of Saint Peter’s by orthodox Catholics has been a busy one.
The US has extended non-governmental organization status to the occupiers and President Trump has sent advisor Dan Corvino to be his personal representative.
Pope Francis began excommunication proceedings against President Trump only to stop when advised that the President was not Catholic.
Pope Francis excommunicated First Lady Melania Trump.
Mark Shea announced a hunger strike until the occupation ended.
The occupiers indicated that they would be giving away donated food, as the rich diet was causing too many of them to put on what was being referred to as the Saint Peter Fifteen.
Ewtn has purportedly purchased the film rights to the occupation for an undisclosed sum.
Copy cat occupations of Catholic Cathedrals around the globe are breaking out. Holy Name Cathedral in Chicago was occupied by Catholics who gained admittance by cannily flying Black Lives Matter banners.
A break away faction of the Swiss Guard, calling themselves the Saint Peter Guards, are now, along with their girlfriends among the occupiers, providing security at Saint Peters.
Bishop Barron and Taylor Marshall got into a public fist fight over the occupation.
Steve Skojec announced that he would be having a fine meal each day the occupation continues.
The Pentagon announced that per the orders of President Trump, five hundred Marines are assigned to sight seeing duty in Vatican City.
Cardinal Burke announced that he would be issuing a statement on the occupation any minute now.
That’s about the size of it. A tragicomedy.
Better not occupy any cathedrals in the US of A unless you wear your masks. /s
It is reported that a statute of Father Augustus Tolton is being dismantled as demanded by BLM after confirming that some of those kneeling in front of him appeared to be African-Americans.