Say It Ain’t So Bernie!

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

SAINT PAUL, MN—This year’s Democratic primary campaign has been filled with gaffes by the candidates, but Monday may have brought the worst one of all, as Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders tried to quote the Communist Manifesto and forgot the words.

During a campaign rally in Saint Paul, Sanders attempted to quote the document treasured by his followers, written by Karl Marx in praise of the glories of communism. Sanders raised his fist on high and called out, “Workers of the world, well, you know the thing!” A flustered Sanders tried to regain his composure but simply continued stuttering and stammering as his speech descended into nonsense, or at least more nonsense than usual. “The proletarians have nothing to lose but their, you know, the thing — their three houses, maybe? The thing!”

“It was shocking,” one Sanders supporter told sources. “I thought Bernie was going to be the next Joseph Stalin or Fidel Castro. But he can’t even quote our most cherished document? Big yikes, bro.”

Go here to read the rest.  I don’t know Bee.  Judging from the results last night, a senile candidate seems to be just what Democrat voters are looking for this year.

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Michael Dowd
Michael Dowd
Wednesday, March 4, AD 2020 5:29am

We see demonstrated is confusion brought about by being influenced by the devil.

Terrell
Terrell
Wednesday, March 4, AD 2020 11:03am

Not my first choice, but a better choice for president than the Liar-in-Chief (Rev 21:8)

Mary De Voe
Wednesday, March 4, AD 2020 8:49pm

The Secretary of State takes the presidential office when the president is unable and the vice-president cannot. So Hillary Clinton appointed but not-elected, might prevail…and the baby killers might prevail.

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