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News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

NEW YORK—According to a new report, unborn babies in New York have adopted a new strategy to help them stay alive under the state’s barbaric new abortion laws: identifying as convicted criminals so they can’t legally be executed under the state’s constitution.

Since capital punishment in the state has been banned but abortion is legal pretty much whenever and however you want, unborn babies quickly formulated the survival strategy of identifying as murderers, rapists, and genocidal maniacs.

“I now identify as a serial killer indicted on five counts of murder,” said one 6-month-old baby, whose mother was considering an abortion. “Therefore, under state law, I cannot be executed. Sorry, mom.”

“Guess you’ll just have to like be a mom or something,” he added, shrugging.

Go here to read the rest.  Much safer to be a convicted murderer in New York state than a child in the womb.

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, January 28, AD 2019 7:01am

And they yelled for Barabbas to be freed while sealing the death of the innocent one.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Monday, January 28, AD 2019 7:16am

Sodom on the Hudson River. Reason number 687 why I need to emigrate to America.

Mary De Voe
Monday, January 28, AD 2019 7:30am

“I now identify as a serial killer indicted on five counts of murder,” said one 6-month-old baby, whose mother was considering an abortion. “Therefore, under state law, I cannot be executed. Sorry, mom.”
In actuality, the newly begotten are accused of causing stress and perhaps even life threatening damage to the mother. Therefore their strategy is brilliant.Threatening death to the mother would give the unborn legal protection under the criminal code. Due process is required to try criminals. So, until the child is born he cannot be tried in absentia, each child in a separate case.
The burden of proof that the newly begotten sovereign person was not a sovereign person when begotten was never born by Sarah Weddington or Roe. The burden of proof was left undone by both sides Roe and Wade, for it was Roe’s duty.
Roe v. Wade is an unfinished case, a miscarriage of Justice.

David WS
David WS
Monday, January 28, AD 2019 9:35am

“Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul to waste…”

Dave Griffey
Dave Griffey
Monday, January 28, AD 2019 10:12am

There’s a picture comparing that to the NY skyline back in the day that had crosses in the windows for Easter. That was before my time, so I wonder if the picture is real. If so, it says much.

Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Monday, January 28, AD 2019 1:53pm

Dave, in that same compare/contrast picture going around, if you look down beneath the pink spire on the Freedom Tower (or whatever it’s called), there’s a cross in the windows.

It’s a sign of hope, like the garland of flowers crowning the beheaded statue of the Gondorean King in The Lord of the RIngs.

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