PopeWatch: Call it Bunny Love

 

 

 

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From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:

 

 

Just days after Pope Francis made statements supporting the Church’s ban on artificial means of birth control, media outlets from across the globe are now reporting that the “progressive” pope has finally overturned the Church’s long-standing ban on contraception for bunnies.

Speaking with reporters on a flight Monday from the Philippines to Rome, Francis encouraged Catholics to use natural family planning so as not to breed like rabbits, before going on to add that rabbits would, from now on, be allowed the use of certain forms of artificial birth control.

MSNBC Vatican analyst Reese Moore reported that although the Church’s ban on humans using birth control has sadly not been overturned, that bunny contraception was a step in the right direction.

“This is certainly a step in the right direction,” Moore told EOTT this morning. “It appears to be an unprecedented statement that bunnies too may have a moral responsibility to limit the number of their offspring. When the Pope makes a statement saying that rabbits need not breed like rabbits, it appears as though the Pope is asking rabbits world-wide to look at Catholics as an example of responsible parenthood. I firmly believe that Pope Francis is testing the waters here for something truly groundbreaking.”

The Vatican neither confirms nor denies that they are considering endorsing China’s draconian one rabbit per rabbit family policy.

 

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Donald R. McClarey

Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three, one in Heaven, and happily married for 43 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.
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Stephen E Dalton
Stephen E Dalton
Saturday, February 7, AD 2015 10:19am

Eh, this is what’s up Doc?

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Philip
Philip
Sunday, February 8, AD 2015 10:21am

Braking News…..Cornell University is offering tubal ligation’s for the catholic bunnies around the world. The expenses will be picked up by CRS.

http://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/field-notes/Cornell-scientist-sterilized-does-and-created-buck-magnets-by-mistake

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