Thursday, May 16, AD 2024 9:33pm

Hard Boiled Hobbit

This video re-awakened one of my alternate history fantasies:  Tolkien publishes the Lord of the Rings in the Thirties to immediate acclaim.  The film rights are bought by Hollywood with the condition that Tolkien has script approval.  Tolkien relunctantly travels to Hollywood during the filming where an epic, and comedic, struggle ensues as Middle Earth and the Golden Age of Hollywood come into mortal combat. 

Tolkien actually received a serious film proposal in 1957.  Although nothing came of it, his comments about it are instructive, some of which are set forth here. 

Hollywood of the Thirties could do fantasy well, the Wizard of OZ is a prime example, but I doubt if the budgets and time constraints of the day could have done justice to the theme, but it would have been fun watching them try.  Naturally, Cecil B. Demille would have been called on to direct, with a very youg Orson Welles, scheming, along with most of the rest of Hollywood, to be a part of the biggest picture of 1938!   Suggestions as to casting are welcome in the comboxes.

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Joe
Joe
Monday, November 16, AD 2009 6:39pm

Mickey Rooney as the Hobbit.

Jay Anderson
Tuesday, November 17, AD 2009 8:15am

Errol Flynn as Aragorn. Clark Gable as Boromir. Ronald Reagan as Faramir. Jimmy Stewart as Theoden. Gary Cooper as Gandalf.

Jay Anderson
Tuesday, November 17, AD 2009 8:26am

Lionel Barrymore also would’ve made a good Gandalf.

Suz
Suz
Tuesday, November 17, AD 2009 6:42pm

Lavish Cinemascope musical with stereophonic sound (and freely ignoring studio contracts):
Fred Astaire as Frodo
Vera-Ellen as Galadriel
Basil Rathbone as Saruman
Michael Rennie as Aragorn
Cyd Charisse as Arwen
Yul Brynner as Elrond
Peter Lorre still Sméagol/Gollum (who else?)
Oscar Levant as Samwise
Bing Crosby as Gandalf
I’ll stop now.

Don the Kiwi
Don the Kiwi
Tuesday, November 17, AD 2009 9:54pm

Bogey as Frodo – what a stretch 😆

Rick Lugari
Tuesday, November 17, AD 2009 10:30pm

Any of those people who have traded their last ounce of dignity to appear on one of the dysfunctional has-been celebrity reality shows would make for an effective casting of Gollum.

Imagine the Duke as Frodo. Even with the script the same it would be like a whole other story.

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